oh my god
“your child may become robotic and obsessed with gay porn”
Absolutely best thing I’ve read in a long time.
oh my god I’M DYING
YOUNG WOMEN FIND THEMSELVES DRAWN TO IMAGES OF MEN ENGAGING IN PREMARITAL KISSING
HOW-TO GUIDES FOR GAY SEX MANEUVERS
This is real. It’s a real article and it’s the best thing I’ve ever read.
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LOL
AND IT WILL BURN YOUR CHILD’S BRAIN.
(Source: emmetforest)
ohmylord, premarital kissing! scandalous!
You all know that site is a joke, right? :P